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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

How do I build rapport with anybody?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Six killed by Israeli gunfire near Gaza aid site, Hamas officials say - BBC

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Mariska Hargitay Was Accidentally Left Behind at the Scene of the Car Wreck That Killed Her Mom Jayne Mansfield - People.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Police take back statement dismissing hate crime in gay actor’s killing - The Washington Post

Unacceptable again!

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What To Expect In Wednesday's Report On Inflation - Investopedia

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

No, not a chance

Alan Alda, Mike Farrell Among Those Paying Tribute to Loretta Swit: “A Supremely Talented Actor” - The Hollywood Reporter

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Cum at omnis doloremque totam.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts