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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:25

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
How do I build rapport with anybody?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Six killed by Israeli gunfire near Gaza aid site, Hamas officials say - BBC
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Police take back statement dismissing hate crime in gay actor’s killing - The Washington Post
Unacceptable again!
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What To Expect In Wednesday's Report On Inflation - Investopedia
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
No, not a chance
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Cum at omnis doloremque totam.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts